arab-e: wow
"So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear."

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

(via livefreelivefit)

This job, though.

SUCH A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY. It’s even right next to the best gym around here, and I could definitely afford a membership if I get hired. 

I WANT TO WEAR A PRETTY, WHITE DRESS ON GRADUATION DAY.
sweetthinspiration: wow, dimples you can almost store stuff in!